A Guide to Our THC Beverages

Every beverage we carry has been sampled and discussed by our team. We look for drinks we'd genuinely buy ourselves, with great flavor, reliable effects, and quality ingredients. If a beverage doesn't feel like a "home run" (extremely favorable votes across our sampling board), we don't pick it up.

The result becomes a carefully curated lineup that we believe represents some of the best THC beverages available in Minnesota today. You can shop with confidence at Smokeless, knowing every drink in this guide earned its place on our shelves.

Find Your Perfect Summer Sip!

Overview of Our Guide:

Love classic soda?

Browse the Classic & Craft Sodas section

Prefer something lighter?

Browse the Light & Sparkling section

Looking for something refreshing?

Browse the Lemonades & Fruit Drinks section

Want something a little more elevated?

Browse the Mocktails & Functional Drinks section

Classic & Craft Sodas

Beverage	Brand	Flavor Profile	Best For
BUBZ Grape Fizz	Climbing Kites	Classic grape soda with bold fizz	100% Natural. Real grape flavor and color.
Professor Pepper	Looner	Pepper-style soda with rich spice notes	Dr. Pepper lovers. It's fantastic.
Diet Professor Pepper	Looner	Zero-sugar version of the classic	Soda fans looking for fewer calories. Matches the real deal.
Wild Grape	Looner	Sweet grape soda	Classic grape soda drinkers
Ginger Beer	Looner	Crisp ginger spice with refreshing bite	Great on its own or over ice
Original Cola	Keef	Traditional cola	Everyday cola drinkers
Blue Razz	Keef	Sweet blue raspberry soda	Fruity candy lovers
Root Beer	Keef	Smooth old-fashioned root beer	Traditional soda fans
Cola	Cantrip	Craft-style cola	Classic refreshment
Root Beer	Cantrip	Rich, creamy root beer	Added vanilla notes
Cream Soda	Fetch	Smooth vanilla cream soda	Bright RED. Delicious! Almost no Calories.
Orange & Cream	Mary Jones	Orange creamsicle flavor	Summer nostalgia
Green Apple	Mary Jones	Bright tart apple soda	Crisp fruit flavors
Berry Lemonade Soda	Mary Jones	Berries with lemonade and carbonation	Sweet & tart refreshment
Straw-Nana Smash	SodaPot	Strawberry & banana soda	Fruity smoothie-inspired soda. SO MUCH MORE AMAZING THAN IT SOUNDS!

Light & Sparkling

Refreshing, lightly carbonated beverages that are perfect for hot summer days.

Beverage	Brand	Flavor Profile	Bonus
Strawberry Guava	Wyld	Tropical sparkling water	THC + CBC
Watermelon	Wyld	Fresh watermelon sparkling water	THC + CBG
Blood Orange Bitters	Find Wunder	Citrus with herbal bitters	THC + CBG + L-Theanine
Grapefruit Hibiscus	Find Wunder	Bright grapefruit with floral hibiscus	THC + CBG + L-Theanine
Blackberry Lemon	Find Wunder	Tart blackberry & lemon	THC + CBG + L-Theanine. One of the best and most popular products on our shelves.
Citrus Cooler (Ecto Chiller)	Earl Giles	Citrus fruit cooler. Nostalgic for Ghostbuster 90s Kids	THC + CBD

Lemonades & Fruit Drinks

Bright, juicy beverages made for sunny afternoons.

Pink Lemonade	Looner	Sweet-tart pink lemonade	Pool days & patios
Fruit Tonic Blast Off	Granny's	Tropical fruit blend with passion fruit, pineapple & guava	Vacation vibes in a can. Rosin Infused.

Tea Time

Smooth, refreshing teas with classic summer flavors.

Beverage	Brand	Flavor Profile	Notes
Wild Raspberry Tea	St. Ides	Brewed tea with raspberry	Fruity and refreshing
Southern Peach Tea	St. Ides	Sweet peach iced tea	Southern-inspired classic
Half & Half	Trail Magic	Arnold Palmer (tea & lemonade)	Contains caffeine

Mocktails & Functional Drinks

Sophisticated flavors without the alcohol.

Beverage	Brand	Flavor Profile	Bonus
Prickly Pear Bee's Knees	BLNCD	Honey, lemon & prickly pear	THC + CBG
Berry Fusion Social Tonic	Herbal Oasis	Strawberry & blue raspberry	THC + Nootropic Blend